Insults Restricted Jokes

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

Fuck off. and when you get there, fuck off a bit more.

Your iq is so low that you only pass a pregnancy test!

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

The amount of alcohol i would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me!

Dear middle finger, thank you for sticking up for me!

I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.

Sorry, i offended you when i called you a slut. i had no idea you thought it was a secret.

You're as useless as a nun with big tits.

At least a whore makes money for being a hoe. you on the other hand, do that for free!

Your best friend has three girlfriends.
their names are doe, ray, and me.
all 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
three days ago doe kisses him.
two days ago ray gives him vaginal sex.
yesterday, who sucks his dick?